Do you have a black hole for a heart? Show off with this fantastic design! Why wear your heart on your sleeve, when you can wear it in the anatomically correct position: left of your lower sternum! Instantly signal others to the edgy, poetic soul underneath.

Each shirt is made to last, by yours truly.

Great for every occasion!

Work!
Work from home!
Meetings!
Virtual Meetings!
Protests!
Virtual Protests!
Concerts!
Virtual Concerts!
Weddings!
Virtual Weddings!
Graduation!
Virtual Graduation!
Hospitals!
Charity Events!
Jury Duty!
Asleep!
Awake!
Wet T-shirt contests!
Break-ups!
First-Dates!
Birthdays!
Convenience Stores!
Parties!
Funerals!
Fashion Shows!

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